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Festivus: Holiday for the Rest of Us
Event by: Sanctuary Club, Tammy McCray, Brad McCray
Location: Sanctuary Club, Northwest 9th Avenue 33, Portland
About event
Sanctuary’s eighth Festivus holiday celebration.
Festivus defined by Seinfeld: A non-denominational holiday party, Festivus represents all those who hate the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas.
Look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y
Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I reached for a doll for my son. Another man grabbed the same doll. As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way…”
Featuring
–An unadorned pole!
–An airing of grievances!!
–A protest!
–White Elephant gift exchange!
–More!
There may even be Festivus miracles! Who can explain them?
Cash: $10/$12 CC
Guests can stay for “Santa Orgy: Krampussy” afterward.
An unadorned pole: exactly as it sounds
The Airing of Grievances: Fill out a post it. Then stick it to the wall. It doesnt mean the grievance is fixed or gone. It just means more people know what bothers you. These grievances are unedited and do not express the opinions of Sanctuary or its staff.
A protest: someone will surely complain
White Elephant Gift Exchange: You get a gift and someone else gets a gift OR chooses to steal your gift in which case you get to pick another gift.
Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on ninth.
Festivus defined by Seinfeld: A non-denominational holiday party, Festivus represents all those who hate the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas.
Look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y
Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I reached for a doll for my son. Another man grabbed the same doll. As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way…”
Featuring
–An unadorned pole!
–An airing of grievances!!
–A protest!
–White Elephant gift exchange!
–More!
There may even be Festivus miracles! Who can explain them?
Cash: $10/$12 CC
Guests can stay for “Santa Orgy: Krampussy” afterward.
An unadorned pole: exactly as it sounds
The Airing of Grievances: Fill out a post it. Then stick it to the wall. It doesnt mean the grievance is fixed or gone. It just means more people know what bothers you. These grievances are unedited and do not express the opinions of Sanctuary or its staff.
A protest: someone will surely complain
White Elephant Gift Exchange: You get a gift and someone else gets a gift OR chooses to steal your gift in which case you get to pick another gift.
Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on ninth.