Vojcek – premiéra

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Vojcek – premiéra

Vojcek - Prime Minister

Location: Štúdio Kaplnka VŠMU, Ventúrska 268/3, Bratislava - Staré Mesto

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Do you have a headache? Are you exhausted? Do you feel that you are not paying enough attention to yourself? Is it a lot? That you don't have time for your family, your loved ones? That you are not yourself? That you just keep going and going forward, without even stopping for a moment to take a breath? That you are absorbed in your surroundings? Are you suffocating in obligations, in unfulfilled promises? Haven't you been doing what you always wanted to do for a long time? Are you no longer who you once wanted to be? Are you on the fringes of society? And you run and run, further and further to the edge. You are running in the wrong direction. Do you recognize each other? Well, well, nothing happened. Let's calm down. It's not the end of the world. So. Buy a coffee. Good, selective. Treat yourself. Does it taste good? After all, it's the weekend, go to nature, clear your head, or go to the city, have a few shots. You've had a lot. Right? Yes. Good. I understand you. Pick yourself up and do something for yourself. For your surroundings, for your family. Finally take your destiny into your own hands! Finally read the book! Sign up for yoga, a gym, or I don't know where! A little self-respect, please! What is it? What are you looking at? Well. It's for your own good, nothing else. I'm just saying that it can be done. You can do it when you want. I am telling you this from my own experience. "But the system, but social inequality, but social injustice..." - stop repeating it over and over, and be a man! Yes, yes, you heard right! This constant crying, it's pathetic. Well, hop, get up! A little bit is enough to make us feel human. We don't want to be animals do we? Right? That's right. We don't want to be worms, but people! People with their own free will to manage their lives! What are you looking at? What? what are you crying Come on, cry, okay, shall I bring a napkin? Or? what's wrong with you what do you want Okay, stay there, don't come any closer, just be quiet. OK? Let's keep calm, shall we? Stay! Stay! Stand! Stand, don't you dare move! I will scream! Hello! Stand! No, please! Please, please! PLEASE! HELP!!!

The event contains a smoke machine and inappropriate vocabulary.

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